urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus Elise Elise 2005-08-15T02:13:00Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:50988 2005-08-15T02:13:00Z 2005-08-15T02:13:00Z Queen- Greatest Hits so yeah, random entry... been here there and everywhere<br /><br />brief synopsis:<br />-went to NYC with chris, amazing time, Hookah bar after jazz club, yankees game, Museum of Modern Art, Central park.<br />-shit went down at my house when i was in NYC with chris, lost two of my best friends.<br />-got assigned a roommate<br />-had a "funeral to go to in Albany", according to work...aka- AMAZING Crosby, Stills and Nash concert at the Turning Stone Casino in Syracuse with Chris and his parents. <br />-school fucked up, and got assigned a new roommate<br />-jack shit<br /><br />yeah, that about sums it up... still haven't started packing, and i don't see it happening tomorrow<br /><br />school fucked things up again, and momma and i are going to Fredonia tomorrow to work shit out.<br /><br />i can not wait to get back to school. its gunna be like a breath of fresh air. its time to stare at a different 4 walls everyday. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:50915 2005-07-26T20:02:04Z 2005-07-26T20:02:04Z once again- random trip to syracuse (god i love doing that). Chilled with Chris and Gavin and pat.... was rushed into the house to quick smoke a few bowls... which only led to more and more... all in all. we smoked a tid bit more than 2/8ths. Gavin loves those blunts. matt and alice came over, chris's sister was there... yeah, i can't really remember it... saturday went to the creek and falls... took an amazing nap, uhhh how i miss those naps, just like the ones at school. (did anyone just read that last line to the tune of 'I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas'?) sunday, just a whole bunch of alone time outdoors. wonderful.<br /><br />then...<br /><br />i come home to an empty house. insert craziness. work, then home. 1 1/2 hour search for momma's stash... and the results were fruitful. 3 bowls with Hoffman, 2 bongs with Lauren, mac and cheese with mikey at lauren's, then to my house again....dun dun DUN. Mike Robo trips. the drinking starts, the smoking continues. Craig, Brem, and Jimmy come over. Dan from Fredonia/down the street came over with lots of Whiskey. Amanda and Sarah show up. Andy and Allan show up. It was jimmy's b-day... 19th nonetheless. a drunken show was inorder. 90's edition of Trivial Pursuit was tried... not going to happen when a few members playing had ADHD, not to mention drunk. Beer pong was tried. a few normal red cups, a few glasses, and mostly mugs were used, along with the caps. Jimmy was spilling everything everywhere.all over himself especially. everyone leaves. elise goes to bed with Mike, Andy and Allan still over..... oh its not over. <br />i get a phone call from my house to my cell at 4 in the morning- its mike. all i hear is "kyle!? kyle man, where are you?". 545 rolls around and i'm up for work. shower shower shower shampoo shampoo shampoo naked mike with me shampoo.... whawhaWHAT? yes. then the naked attempt to make coffee by mike. oh man. ewwww. then right as i was out the door to go to work and drop mikey off... he realized that the grill was still on, and a few HOTPOCKETS and burgers were still on the grill. hockeypucks- all of them.<br /><br />so, here i sit... after that.... weird... wake up this morning, and a long day of work.... do i clean the house? take a nap? get ready to do it all over again tonight..? i say option 3. give a call if you're coming over. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:50522 2005-07-06T19:46:00Z 2005-07-06T19:46:00Z CSN- WoodenShips awesome spontaneous trip to Syracuse this past weekend.<br /><br />had the house to my self this weekend, and had mikey and tav over on thursday- had fun with the 420 cleaning solution.. the slide for the Riddler is nice and clean now, and the opium pipe is clean as a whistle. friday was boring, but saturday was nuts. Work was hella boring, actually dozed off for a little while, then came home. Lauren came over, and then so did a whole crap load of people. Jamie, Michelle, Amanda, Sarah, Jess, and Jamie's friend from ohio. The Riddler was introduced to everyone, and boy did he live up to his name. Jamie was FUCKED... and well, so was I. It got to the point that i couldnt even open a pop bottle. it was too difficult and i was laughing too hard. Amanda saw that sorry display of strength. Failed Timmy Hos run turned into bagels and creamcheese in my kitchen. And Jamie's little episode with the eye drops was an indicator of how we all felt.<br /><br />Sunday morning- hit the road around 930 to visit chris. good times there. Chilled with the infamous Matt and enjoyed a good stoned viewing of Holy Grail. ok, so heres where it gets fuzzy. soo much weed. Ahh yes. Failed attempt to go see Sin City. Ted went in the complete opposite direction, but this kid is sweet as hell. Think Stanek- but angry. very angry. its great. "WORD raped me as a child" then back to Ted's for a bonfire and cook out with some sticks, some hotdogs, and some chilli..... monday.... chilled with Gavin and Matt, crazy family cook out where we were all too stoned to deal with adults. when leaving to.. yes you guessed it, smoke more, chris's Polish uncle yelled "YOU AREN'T TAKING THE NICE POLAK WITH YOU, ARE YOU???? SHE SHOULD STAY HERE WITH US" weird, yet made me feel welcomed..... if i wasn't so high... then... boy. about an hour and half hike through the woods at the Falls... getting lost, going through an Indian Meadow trail, Matt insisting on burrying a dead frog, taking a swim in the river, you know how it goes. showed up randomly at Sean's house, got lots of good munchies, talked to his dad who is exactly like The Dude. real chill. smoked all the weed that was partially Gavin's, with out Gavin... then some wonderful black tar which got us in the mood for fireworks. Matt being in a weird trance, took a nap on my lap, then back to Gavin's for another bonfire. <br />tuesday was just recovering from the day before...until band practice. phew. went swimming at Gavin's then picked up Aladdin's Lamp... but first a stop at Sean's to chill with his dad. we were about to enter the house to smoke with just his dad, but then the momma came home, and Dad was disappointed. band practice-aka smoke as much weed as you can possibly handle. <br /><br />oh, and throw in there monday morning scratching my cornea and not being able to wear a contact in my right eye. lots of fun when you can only see half of everything. and so here i sit, everything coming in and out of focus, searching for plans for tonight- any one got any ideas? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:50400 2005-06-29T03:40:05Z 2005-06-29T03:40:05Z Bring it on Home-Led Zeppelin Monday Night united the Holy Trinity to recount stories of Petty and such. Mike and i went to Applebees for some good good Bar-B-Que. Rieman and Kyle joined later. Kyle doesn't remember my mom running his foot over. Mike doesn't remember wandering off. Kyle doesn't remember his 5 min rant to chris, which all started with kyle hugging chris. Ahhh, alcohol. Mike lost his wallet. Mike got his wallet back-including all of his money too. <br /><br />And tonight, a new member has been added to our late night fix group. ::applause:: there just something about a joint at 9, 10:00 at night that makes the day seem a lot better.<br /><br />but anyways... i'm high and this post just took me about 30 min to write... zoning rules. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:50094 2005-06-27T20:58:48Z 2005-06-27T20:58:48Z QUEEN And so... the weekend of wonder has come to a close<br /><br />Chris came in on friday around 4... got good and stoned with my momma, chris got reaquainted with The Riddler, went to Ihop for some good good food, lets see... went to Stegielmier Park... in a tank top, boy was that a mistake. The joint just attracted the mosquitos more, and we got horrendiously bitten up... but at the end of the rainbow, there was a huge open field that was the airport for all the Cardinals and Swallows, which was awesome to see... then we headed back to my little surprise... got a hotel room for the night for just the two of us :D heart-shaped Jacuzzi and everything- and thats all anyone needs to know about that night ;) <br /><br />Saturday was Petty. Fueled up with Mike... and kyle. Bud-cans, Bud-bottles, Mikes hard lemonade, Corona, 3 bottles of wine, weed and other goodies. all in all, 6 glorious hours of tailgating, ran into lauren, Will, Dan, and countless other people i knew. Mike tripping on shrooms, kyle being absolutely wasted, me and chris- just CRUNKED out of our minds.... smoked 4 joints during the concert, he played almost every song i wanted him to, and kicked so much ass with everythign- the 7 min piano jam was out of this world, absolutely blew me away. Mom ran over kyle's foot, Mike ate a plant and his mouth was on fire, ahhh yes, pure poetry. <br /><br />Sunday- Layfette Square- free Jazz show, MMW was there, and was simply divine. The funk and the soul that came out of those three guys is undescribable. Slap organ/piano... crazy, no form drum solos, and the crazy long arms that controlled that stand-up bass... nuts. <br /><br />and now, chris has left, and it is time for the holy Trinity to get together and get my mind off of my man. MEKKA represent. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:49671 2005-06-21T01:00:26Z 2005-06-21T01:00:26Z Tom Petty Tav: What does Massachusette look like?<br />Me: A rectangle with a tail<br />Tav: A sandwich? is that the one that looks like a sandwich? Ooo, or a dog, right, a dog?<br />Me: Sure, it looks like a dog... a dog with out any head or legs.... In other words, A RECTANGLE WITH A TAIL. <br />Tav: Oh right.<br /><br />~later on that nice sunday drive through the country~<br /><br />Tav: We are completely lost... LOOK! i have no idea where we are! there are NO cars on the road at all... look at those hills... Horror movies start out this way!!!<br />Me: Yeah man, but pornos start out this way tooo!<br /><br />*the coolest of the cool people will get that last reference*<br /><br />those two conversations were brought to you by the letter Weed.<br />ps. Tav does not know how to drive while high. Tav does not know how to drive high and eat food. Tav doesn't know how to take a drive just to see where the road will take you... Stoners out there- we must ramify this situation urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:49612 2005-06-17T23:06:36Z 2005-06-17T23:06:36Z Indian Summer so... my whole world was turned upside down on sunday! Jamie kain has now been offically been ushered into the 420 club... and let me say she handled it with style! Blunt, bowl then another blunt... who could ask for a nicer way to start off? took a crazy walk with lauren, stanek, jamie, michelle, amanda and amanda through my field, which i swear was plowed... but we made it through the thigh-deep brush to the woods, when duh... stoner moment, no one brought flash lights... so... turned around and had a rousing good time at Kone King. <br /><br />lemme see... ahh yes... Putt Putt in the golf... that was the same day that Jackson was aquitted... needless to say, we had a Michael fest in the car. Nice fat joint to our heads... Jen, Mike, Kyle, Tav and I arrived at JNC to find Kate, Matty-Matt and Tucker... despite the rain.. and the huge crowd of us.. we just skipped here and there to which ever hole was open. Kyle and Tav created a great idea of turning miniture golf into XTREME golf at night, like a night club, with Black lights, and a band, and a bar, and mud wrestling you know, the works. Good time in the parking lot with a good old friend, the tinny. Forest View for some outstanding Mozzarella sticks, and mike dropping the ball with his Fake ID... but he still got served, so all gravy in the end...<br /><br />Been working alot... got a nice fat paycheck today :) and with that, comes a nice Stereo system for my IPOD. bastards suck you in... you get the Ipod, and now you want all the accessories to go with it!<br />but anyways- PETTY IS COMING UP- hold on to your seats ladies and gentlemen... Friday night Chris will be getting into town, and we are fleeing the country for the night. alittle get-away for the two of us lovebird... aww, how cute, i know... then THEN the party of the summer- Tom Petty with Kyle Mike chris and me... with meeting up with Will and his friend.ohhh boy. yay for alcohol. yay for other substances. mwahhahahahhahahh i love summer. <br /><br />but for now. i need to shower, eat and figure out what time my cousin is coming into town. ugh, and another 530 wake up call for me tomorrow- but i'm opening and closing the Catering Center all by myself, including ordering rolls, and produce... hot shit. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:49288 2005-06-13T03:11:51Z 2005-06-13T03:11:51Z AllenTown Art Festival was going on this weekend. Went to the Music Is Art Festival portion of the thang. Kyle’s band was playing so Mike and I went down to support his crazy ass. We get down there just in time for his band to start playing. We head back stage to wish him luck then meet up with heather. Wow. Who knew she was such a whore. And when I say whore, I mean whore, not just a name to call her to be mean, just whore as in the definition. I love being a girl and not having to be IDed to get into the beer tent. Justin was a funny guy… something about black guys… I donno. Whatever. Got Nick, Kyle’s drummer to get us back stage passes. Found out that Doug really is an octopus and man his tentacles are crazy. And he blatantly hits on girls, in front of his girlfriend heather… He started the show off (hes kyle’s lead singer) by shouting that he was 26 yrs old and went to a highschool prom with a 17 year old and yes, he was a petifile. A drunken old guy started a mosh pit, tapped some guy on the shoulder and made a funny face and ran away. It was priceless. Back stage with Robbie from the GooGooDolls that was pretty sweet, free beer “MAN, I was paying $3 for this shit out there!”, free wine (the shiraz was amazing), free food, ugh, it was amazing. Being proposed to by PigFace who was tattooed from head to toe like a blue puzzle, and had horns implanted into his forehead. Nick and Kyle going sharpie crazy, and signing everyone, with nick signing a boob here and there, and then Heather’s crotch… another two inches down and he would have been signing her clit. Kyle’s 16 yr old stalker who was convinced they were going to get married and that she could reform him from a drunken druggie musician into a “good boy”. It was ridiculous. I just keep laughing… and laughing… and laughing… Mike stopping to randomly talk to a Nun about her garden when he was completely shit faced, and then again while smoking a joint. Kyle hitting on some pretty fat chicks, then hitting on this one girl who loved prince… mike and I were convinced that give it another 30 min, and he’d have her in bed with him. Then the old woman he was hitting on… oh my, it was a night of several drunken mistakes by kyle. All in all, a Fan-damn-tastic time. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:48926 2005-06-06T03:05:15Z 2005-06-06T03:05:15Z Petty- Into the Great Wide Open Mike kyle and I went driving around, and then went to Santoras. Confectionary theft. Crazy old guy with an unbelievable profile with that huge nose of his. The old guy with the belly hanging out of his shirt looking me up and down. “Have you seen our pasta menu?” “yeah, its down on the corner hitch-hiking” back to kyle’s aunt’s house, where all the people in the pictures are 80s. met up with hoffman and craig. Did a whole rendition of Fear and Loathing. The invention of the MEKKA company- MikeEliseKyleKlothingAccessories. Very slippy, very skippy, very skimpy, very slushy. Blues festival. Rosa Parks singing the blues “No Nobody love me like my momma do, but she might be jiving me too” ICE. The camel toe that would never end. Mike having Premature e-clap-ulation. Losson park was sweet. Walking around in the dark, losing our way. Smoking a bowl at the “grape grove”. Mike being eaten by a tree. Questionable photosynthesis. Busting out in “the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire” disrupting homeostasis. Kyle being Morrison walking the rail. Me scaring the shit out of them with “WEEEE do need to go to jazz clubs!” Mike’s 10 min blasphemy rant toward god, for the people in Canada can touch you in haunted houses, which would be painful with mike’s second degree burns. Rocking out to Tom Petty. Deep conversations. What a night. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:48729 2005-06-04T22:48:42Z 2005-06-04T22:48:42Z Beatles- Revolver lets see... getting up at 5:30am for the past three days has NOT been very fun... why should i be up before the sun?? but work is work, and i'm happy thus far.<br /><br />saw aaron today- got a huge hug and kiss. he made out with my arm. its good to know somethings never change. got a huge hug and kiss from pauly toooo- oh god, the idea of him being a lawyer is creepy... but i'd have him represent me. holla at the ctb crew. never knew how much those crazy dysfunctional weird outlaws meant to me. <br /><br />so, because of the 530 wake up call.. my life has consisted of nothing. this damn cold is back... it was gone while i was in syracuse... hmm. one could inferr that its buffalo thats making me sick... GOTTA MOVE TO SAN FRAN THEN!! soon enough.. soon enough. <br /><br />so, with tomorrow being my only day off in the next week to two weeks.... i must go out tonight- someone by the name of lauren, stanek, burnt mike, kyle...give a call!<br /><br />but for now... i'm gunna try to sneak a bowl, and watch a movie. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:48517 2005-06-01T04:35:50Z 2005-06-01T04:35:50Z Sigur Ros what a wonderful weekend! <br /><br />lets start with a quick week recap:<br /><br />dan was gone so momma and i had our fun for a few days heh ;) took my grandmama to the docs and fell asleep in the waiting room AGAIN but that was ok, because it was on thursday, came home to the riddler, packed and i was off to Chittenango<br /><br />thurs night spent in/ driving around with chris<br />friday we went to a party that was non-existant, then back to a friends house to drink a few beers- thanks to megan for being the DD that night<br />saturday was nuts- first chris' family reunion where i got to meet his family and yay-everyone approves. got out of there early with just me, chris and his brother josh. next stop- target. had to pick up some cups and pingpong balls.... thats right, beer pong was in order for the night. went for another drive to the Falls, which is beautiful, and got back to a roudy house full of Svobodas waiting for us to being the pong. let me just say- chris' parents kicked allll of our asses. after playing about 4 games, papa svoboda decided that he needed to drunken us kids up with some Jahgermister (sp) and double shots were given to the 4 kids... that was it... our games went down hill from there. 3 shots later.. elise was really drunk... actually everyone was really drunk.. and it was great, because just as chris and i won our last game (and let me tell you i have no idea who we were playing the last game) Erik and Kate showed up ready to continue the festivities. a joint *which i forgot we smoked* and a hookah later... we were allllll extremely fucked up. <br />sunday was a relaxing day, chris and i took a lovely walk on the beach and had a nice seafood lunch, more smoking later on.<br />monday-just more lounging and then i came home to a lovely welcoming party<br />mike, lauren, stanek and i all hung out and went to a party where the average age was about 25- boy did i feel young. <br /><br />and today, i wasted away infront of the Playstation 2 with a great game of Harry Potter. yes, i said harry potter. <br /><br />tomorrow i'm seeing about my job sitation followed by more lounging, i believe. ahhh summer days, just drifting away. <br /><br />so, thats the recap. in short, drunken stoned-ness ruled the weekend, and thats the way i like it to be!<br /><br />g'nite all urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:48171 2005-05-22T22:38:17Z 2005-05-22T22:38:17Z SOOOOO... lets see... summer so far... <br /><br />went to see the midnight showing of StarWars on wednesday night/thurs morn. with Stanek and Kyle.. that was great- kyle and i couldnt stop laughing... UNTIL. the god damn film actually burned. like it started to bubble and all was left was a blank white screen... RIGHT AS DARTH VADER WAS SITTING UP AFTER THE FACE MASK WAS PUT ON AND EVERYTHING! it was complete bullshit, and kyle and i had so much emotionally invested in the movie that we stuck around for an extra hour to get free movie passes. damn straight<br /><br />then, after receiving only 3 hours of sleep i proceeded to take my grandmother to the doctors... which is a huge chore... and then a failed attempt to see starwars again with kyle led to a 2 hour conversation at starbucks which was great. a well needed catch-up session. lets see... oh yes... clint's un-birthday party at his place in batavia... GREAT TIME. had lots of fun with his lesbian friends, played a few games of beer pong, smoked a few bowls, watched some southpark episodes- good time.<br /><br />friday was nothing. tried to get my job back at charlies.. we'll have word after charlie gets back into town on wednesday.spent the night at home with the momma good time<br /><br />saturday... hmmm oh yes. pat had a karate tournament, and then we went to see starwars on IMAX. which was nice. finally saw the whole thing through. <br /><br />so here we are to today. sat around nursing a fever, watched... watched... what the hell did i watch... holy shit i can't remember.... OH RIGHT- *man that scared me there* Day After Tomorrow. good movie, then played a rousing game of Trivial Pursuit, 90s edition, ofcourse. now, i'm sitting here, stinky because i'm sick and havent taken a shower yet, thinking about Clint's bonfire tonight- its a birthday party again, but this time, its really his birthday. so come or call, the old fart is 20 now.<br /><br />ta ta for now all those who read. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:47999 2005-05-19T02:34:09Z 2005-05-19T02:34:09Z hello all in cyberland.<br /><br />so, summer is officially off and running for me. <br />was done with my exam on friday, then packed up my room, ran home, literally ran in the door changed clothes, and headed off to Rochester where my stepsister got her master's degree. then saturday, ran down to Pittsburgh to see my cousin graduate from Carnegie Mellon University. that was a good time. her RA was underage so she helped him buy $200 worth of alcohol... that can only mean good things :) graduation was... nice. very proud of my cousin, and we held onto eachother for dear life as our crazy family almost drove us nuts. once again- it is clear why there is alcohol at family functions. <br /><br />came home monday, and ushered in the summer officially with lauren, mike and andy. Lauren and i went for our usual "coffee" and it was good, then got mike and andy... did our thang and went to play pool. let me just say- i OWNED the table.. in one turn i got 5 in... thats right bitches.<br /><br />last night was a blast. Beets and Spinach were playing at Broadway Joes... ( Hot was in rochester- poor thomas) mike, kyle and i went down there, chilled at Greg's apartment for a little bit then went to the bar. i randomly meet about 20 people who are in the 420 club, and yet i was the only one with a piece... so EVERYONE was my friend that night. Mike got completely wasted after discovering the beauty of 25 cent drafts. Met my friend Kyle from fredonia there, which was completely random, and he was the guest bassist for Beets and Spinach. great job to those guys. Mike bitched out a guy who was making advances on me- thanks mike. and Maddog and Maggie showed up too. it was a whole festival in downtown B'lo. Made it home safe and sound.<br /><br />today was boring- woke up to realize i was sick.. had a fever all day, so i watched Pulp fiction by myself wishing my man was here to make me feel better, and now i'm running out to get my boy Stanek, and go see STARWARS BITCHES at midnight, because why go tomorrow when you can go tonight and be hella tired tomorrow!!!!<br /><br />so, to all who read- if you are in the area, please call, for tis the season to chill, for all out of the region- WHY THE HELL ARENT YOU HERE VISITING ME? chris, erik, i'll be seeing you guys soon- don't you worry about that... and please... try to stay AWAY from the coppers?hmm? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:47791 2005-04-20T13:34:23Z 2005-04-20T13:34:23Z and now to follow that last one:<br /><br /><br />HAPPY 420. smoke weed today guys. smoke your bongs, blunts, spliffs, joints, hookahs, opium pipes, pipes, bowls, tin cans, apples, whatever you choose.<br /><br />but go on out there and get your hands on some MARIJUANA!!<br /><br />mmm- who's ready for a wake and bake? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:47399 2005-04-20T13:32:20Z 2005-04-20T13:32:20Z THANK YOU FUCKING SUNY FREDONIA. thanks for fucking me over. should i just bend over and allow you to butt rape me?<br /><br />fuck room selections. All i wanted was a single room.well, i came to want a single room. and now i'm told that even though i'm willing to pay outrageous prices to have my own room, the chances of that happening are---- oh yeah- SLIM TO NONE. sweet- now i get to have a some completely random person to live with. I swear to god, if i'm considered a Junior by spring semester, i'm paying that goddamn $350 to break the contract, and i am getting the fuck off campus. its run by a bunch of blubbering idiot students. <br /><br />thanks to everyone who made this bitchy post possible. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:47104 2005-04-14T19:46:09Z 2005-04-14T19:46:09Z Beck and so its time for the crunch. semester is more than over, and damn, i procrastinate A LOT. <br /><br />Got two pages of ten done of my lobotomy paper. Yeah, thats right, i had all semester to do it, and now i have 15 days to do the rest of it. i just that good. <br /><br />Hot Beets and Spinach are playing tonight at BJs which is a must see. <br /><br />WHEN DID 420 GET SO CLOSE!!! holy shit guys, its next week already! less than a week! this is more exciting than christmas! OOo, and then Sarah's birthday down at the creek... ughh! and the session is that weekend! and FREDFest. my god. that weekend is going to be nuts. some one will have to keep an eye on my pulse.<br /><br />Screw this whole dorming situation thang. TOooO much to think about. Where to live, with who, and where is everyone else living... ugh. Fuck it all. I'll get a single next year, which i'm really stoked about actually. mwahahah! ::evil thoughts:: AHEM, ANYWAYS. <br /><br />poop. <br />Vin is my hero of the day. <br />i got: OMFG VEEEDIOH GAMES 4 ELISE.<br /><br />yea, mmm, NES and SNES for the computer. ALLL of the games. fuck yeah mother fucker. thats going to be my downfall. Wheres elise- glued to her computer...<br /><br />alrighty then. running home tonight. running home sunday. its all gravy.<br /><br /><br />Cheese is a project. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:47052 2005-04-09T17:14:02Z 2005-04-09T17:14:02Z just a quick update before breakfast:<br /><br />yesterday. woah.<br /><br />sarah's roof at 4:20, did alittle munching, went to the creek, played some baseball with chris, played frisbee with will, chris, roger, and vin. went into the magical forrest for about 2, 2 1/2 hours, saw the most beautiful patch of flowers in the middle of a forrest, kate and i got chased by a 6ft tall pig in a bowtie, roger seduced a chickenwing, and then annihilated it, then stuffed his face in some bleu cheese. lost erik about 3 times. bought 60 beers... drank about 5 of them.. one game of beer pong which lasted wayyyy too long. Noticed the fucking AMAZING stars...<br /><br />after that trip, stop off at Pizza, Wings and Things, and then got ran out by all the stupid Scummy's people. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:46622 2005-04-08T19:14:04Z 2005-04-08T19:14:04Z RHCP well. the jewish connection lives. <br /><br />Jesse and Will didn't leave the beer pong table once, the whole night except to piss. <br /><br />it took drunken chris and jake to break the 12 GAME WINNING STREAK. the final tally:12-1. <br />Jesse was hugging the walls to stay upright. and will was just sitting on the floor inbetween turns.<br /><br />its also fun when you are upstairs smoking a bong, and then you hear TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE from about 6 different people... we kept unplugging the light to the turtle tank. ::sigh:: all in all, great night- with a surprisingly good morning too. <br /><br />Skipped english because... well, why else have i saved my sick days for this long? spent alittle time at maple, and now i'll be going back... <br /><br />tonight.. hmm, what will tonight bring. possibly a trip to Medile College, and the night at home? we will never know urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:46417 2005-04-04T16:50:39Z 2005-04-04T16:50:39Z lets hear it for freak snow storms in April! yesterday was rediculous. i had to dig my way to my car door, and snow man building was in order for the day, but we were too lazy. <br /><br /><br />all highschools around SUNY Fredoina are closed... but not SUNY Fredonia. damn teachers who live close to campus!! but my crazy french teacher lives in Canada and Fredonia, so i'm still hoping she wont show up.. yay, no french test.<br /><br />but anyways- gotta get to english. was up til all hours of the morning cause christieballs couldntn get to sleep. it got to the point where we were over tired, and we were making funny faces at each other and cracking each other up.. yeh, cause thats what cool people do at 5 in the A.M. <br /><br />later bitches urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:46228 2005-04-03T18:58:35Z 2005-04-03T18:58:35Z Sarah's Mix ughhhhhhh<br /><br />what a night.<br /><br />bowling which took WAY too long to get organized... Jesse and Thomas had to get 40s for bowling, and it is now a proven fact that Thomas can bowl better with the more he drinks. Jesse and i were going back and forth, but i got 4 strikes in a row, and he got 3, so i "won" for the night.<br /><br />meanwhile, the skies decided to open up and i found myself in the middle of a fucking blizzard. so, Willie C for some food, and lost chris in the process. <br /><br />MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH- beer pong was in full swing at Maple. I got there sober, and grabbed my self a partner and Kate and were kicking ass... infact... we won 3 in a row, and we beat THAT JEWISH CONNECTION. The Redhead connection is in town now, so watch out bitches. Played a few games with sarah. played a few games with chris. all in all a good night. <br /><br />we all were extremely drunk, but in a good way. some parts of the night are fuzzy, but some parts are clear. like hearing chris talk in his sleep saying "We need to go smoke!!!!" ahhh, stoner through and through. <br /><br />and now as i stare at the massive amounts of snow accumulating, i realize i got lots of shit to do. so i'm off. happy daylight savings day... sorta urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:45952 2005-04-02T22:49:11Z 2005-04-02T22:49:11Z Led Zeppelin II, Lemon Song its been a beautiful past few days. weather has been great. spent lots of time down at the creek. built a very kick ass fire lastnight, but the alchies came down and all the stoners got a bad vibe, so we left. <br /><br />got denied to live off campus, yes thats right. i'm uber pissed and so frustrated. another year stuck in these fucking sucky ass shitty holes called dorms. &lt;--- too much?<br /><br />the bong has been getting alot of good use, and nothign but complements coming which is awesome. <br /><br />and so i woke up this morning to snow- and everyone thought winter was over. silly people. don't you know that it'll snow whenever it damn feels like it here in western new york?<br /><br />and so tonight is bowling and then beer pong. ahh love college. hopefully Sarah and i will kick ass tonight in beer pong. but we need to watch out for the Jewish Connection- jesse and will- they are a force to be reckoned with...<br /><br />oh, and if this week isn't proof that Celebrities die in threes... i don't know what is.<br />RIP- Mitch Hedberg, Johnny Cockren(sp), and THE POPE. MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAA yeah i don't know where that came in urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:45634 2005-03-27T05:07:40Z 2005-03-27T05:07:40Z *break through*<br /><br /><br />i can now OFFICIALLY say- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />i understand Andrew Stanek. COMPLETELY. <br /><br />i've seen his mind, and it is beautiful =) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:45436 2005-03-26T22:03:18Z 2005-03-26T22:03:18Z so, life came crashing down on me today. <br /><br />realized that i am dependant on my rentals too much. and that scares me. i was more free at the age of 15 than i am at the age of 19. <br /><br />i just don't know if i can handle everything right now. and the one person who can make it all seem ok is over 150 miles away, and my mind scares me so much that it might scare him away too. <br />but thats what i do. i cause people pain. look at my mother. over the past two years, i have truly caused her nothing but pain. <br /><br />i look around and i see so much. i am very priviledged, and yet it seems like i am so unworthy of it all. why am i so down. i love chris so much that is hurts. there is not enough hours in the day to fulfill the yearning my heart has for him. its true. its real. but should he be subjected to my twisted warped mind? should anyone for that matter?<br /><br />i cry. i cry for my mother. for no stability. for the thought of losing chris. for the thought of hurting chris. <br />i cry for my self. for thinking this way, and for being this out of control. <br /><br />someone<br /><br />ground me urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:45147 2005-03-23T02:01:20Z 2005-03-23T02:01:20Z silence so random trip to Vermont turned into a mini vaca in Syracuse with chris. still a good time. went piece shopping and we were very successful. names will need to be assigned and i can't wait for all the cats in fredonia to see my new bong. yes, thats right kiddies. Elise is now the proud mother of a bong. the family has a new member once again. in all my career, this is my... eighth piece. damn. <br /><br />and HOPEFULLY the school will let me live offcampus next year, and the bong will have a nice new home right out next to my bed. <br /><br />well, i'm completely in limbo right now, nothing is concrete. dealing with housing for next year, research papers which still need to be started, trying to find a job for now, or the summer, nothing is really real right now. the home scene is kinda lame, and i just want to be back with everything that is familiar. thank god for my support systems, with out him and them, i'd be lost right about now. <br /><br />but, who wants to hear about stupid sappy problems of a vexed college student?<br /><br />off to watch 9th Gate with the momma and "eat some icecream" =) urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:oh_cletus:44910 2005-03-18T19:22:11Z 2005-03-18T19:22:11Z Crosby, Stills, nash and young So. wow.<br /><br />last week before spring break for us. it was essentially a joke. i finished a paper around 6 on tuesday, and with that, my weekend had begun. wednesday we needed to prep for thursday, so beer pong was in order after watching Hot Beets and Spinach rock. but to pace ourselves we'd only play two or three games, then relax with a bong or hookah. it was so amazingly chill with the J-man on guitar, and erik drumming away and chris on the sax. i'm always in awe at the fact that i'm so priviledge to be able to hear these awesome musicians for free. <br /><br />then there was st.pattys day. hah. people were drunk by 2. cause thats how we roll here in the hood. i believe the phrase of the night was "OH MY GOD, ITS ONLY __ o'clock!?" thank god for late night to give us our second wind. Sarah and i kicked ass once again in beer pong, while J-man and Will were unstopable.Vin was getting high and drunk for the first time in a few weeks so, he was completely fucked up. when vin dances, the whole world smiles. he head bangs, but his big afro continues to go down, while vin's head is coming back up... theres a time lapse.makes for good movies. <br /><br />so here i am, man left, i'm about to look at a house with lauren, sarah and joy and i think theres a good chance we will get the house yeYEAH <br /><br />spring break-massages, relaxing, homework, random trip to Vermont. you know how it goes.